BALLS TO THE MOLLS

Nov
9th

Mon

Hey Ed, I know we’re best friends and I know I love you, and I’m sure you have some very important real person midlife issues that you need to discuss with me, but right now, I’ve got to focus on my drunchies. I’ll call you back after I get pudding.

— I’m usually much more empathetic.

And by hate, I mean love you a lot.

Me: H8 u.
Tyler: H8 u 2.

I’M SO SAD THAT TYLER’S GONE AGAIN. HE’LL BE BACK IN TWO WEEKS.

Nov
7th

Sat

So the camera works again. And somebody called me, and I’m seeing him soon. And I’ll be smoking within the hour. Okay, all better.

These are things that are wrong:

1. My camera on the computer won’t work.

2. I’m not smoking weed.

3. I miss somebody a whole lot.

Nov
6th

Fri

There’s no nice way to tell a girl that she smells like dog food.

Nov
5th

Thu

My cats are triangulating my dad.

They’re all in the living room, sitting in the same kitty position with their feet underneath, staring at him.

I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NICE HAIR, I’M GOING TO SEE WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE IN IMAX 3D, I’M GONNA GET STONED, MY BEST FRIEND GETS HOME TONIGHT BUT IT’S A SURPRISE SO I CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT ON HERE UNTIL TOMORROW, AND I’M SO OHMYGAH EXCITED.

Nov
3rd

Tue

Also, when I visited SLO Tyler showed me he could put his gum in his nose from his mouth.

Landon and I virtually smoked with Tyler today and I realized Tyler looked like a little baby girl a little bit.